Global Warming
Cause and Effect

1-25-16   

The fearless leader of the USA and the wannabe leaders are screaming that Global Warming is the biggest threat to mankind ever in the history of the world, and it has to be conquered right now and without hesitation.  Poor ignorant us, the sky is falling.  And to believe it all started 12,000 years ago when the earth was suffering from the Ice Age.  Our leaders have a hotline to God, and He has told them the warming of the earth stopped in 1900 and was not supposed to warm anymore. They know that 12,000 years ago there were hundreds of feet of ice setting over North America as far south as Illinois.  That the sea level was 210 feet lower than it is now*, and there was a lot more land then.  Forests covered the Sahara and big mammoths roamed everywhere.  The leaders think early man came along and learned how to build campfires to cook food and to keep warm and that fire was even used to light the inside of caves.  The leaders know that carbon dioxide from these fires definitely went into the sky and kept the sun's heat from escaping causing the earth's temperature to increase thus causing the ice to melt.  Also as the ice melted, the increase in population created more fires emitting more pollution which accelerated global warming even more.

As the temperatures rose, more ice melted thus increasing the sea level even higher, which in turn consumed more land.  Even in those days, fearless leaders were concerned about global warming and the tragic consequences but people just turned a deaf ear to them and kept on building fires and having more children.

Man began to create engines to do the work and used the power of fossil fuel.  First was the steam engine to power ships, industry and transportation.  That created the industrial revolution and emitted pollution to the Nth power and since then, global warming has accelerated an soon the predicted ruinization of man will be upon us.  Wannabeleaders have even pointed out the cause of terrorist attacks is global warming.  Our world is doomed, and it all started with campfires 12,000 years ago.

In addition to the world's fossil fuel energy consumption, the body eat from 8,000,000,000 people is increasing global warming.  Based on a 2,000 calorie a day diet, the body heat released to the atmosphere equals the burning of 63.5 million cubic feet of natural gas per day.  Also, the Earth gains a billion people every 25 years, and they all want warm houses, cooked food, jobs, car and shopping malls thus more pollutants.  What are we going to do?  The wannabe leaders are going to have to force people, even at gunpoint, to get rid of their cars and ride bicycles, only heat one room of their house and use push mowers instead of riding mowers.  They already are forced to do this in Europe so the spoiled Americans can do it too.  All we need is a strong fisted leader.